男人最怕的三個 答案 (Three answers most scared by men)
隨 便 (Whatever) 男:今天晚上想吃什麼? Men: What to have for dinner? 女:隨便。 Women: Whatever..
男:吃火鍋吧。Men: Why not we have steamboat? 女:不想吃那個,吃火鍋臉我臉上會長痘痘。Women: Don't want la, eat steamboat later got pimples in my face
男:要不然我們來去吃川菜。Men: Alright, why not we have Si Chuan cuisine 女:昨天才剛吃川菜,今天又要吃… Women: Yesterday ate Si Chuan, today eat again?
男:那我們去吃海鲜 Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood 女:海鲜不好,吃了拉肚子。Women: Seafood no good la, later I got diarrhea
男:那你想吃什麼? Men: Then what you suggest? 女:隨便。Women : Whatever..
都可以 (Anything) 男:那我們現在去哪? Men: So what should we go now? 女:都可以。Women: Anything
男:要不要去看電影?很久沒看電影了。Men: How about watching movie? Long time we didn't watch movie 女:電影有啥好看的,浪費時間。Women: Watching movie no good la, waste time only
男:那要不要去打保齡球,運動一下? Men: How about we play bowling, do some exercises? 女:大熱天的動什麼動啊,不嫌累啊? Women: Exercise in such hot day? You not feel tire meh?
男:那找間咖啡廳坐坐,隨便喝些什麼。Men: Then find a café and have drink 女:喝咖啡我會睡不著。Women: Drink coffee will affect my sleep
男:那你想去哪? Men: Then what you suggest? 女:都可以! Women: Anything
你決定就好 (You decide) 男:那乾脆回家去算了。 Men: Then we just go home lo 女:你決定就好。Women: You decide
男:坐公車吧,我送你。 Men: Let take bus, I will accompany you 女:公車又髒、又擠,我才不要。Women: Bus is dirty and crowded. Don't want la
男:那就坐計程車。Men: Ok we will take Taxi 女:那麼近的路不划算。 Women: Not worth it la... for such a short distance
男:那走路好了,散散步? Men: Alright, then we walk lo. Take a slow walk 女:空着肚子散個屁阿? Women: What to walk with empty stomach woh?
男:那你想怎麼樣? Men: Then what you suggest? 女:你決定就好。Women: You decide
男:那不然先去吃個飯? Men: Let's have dinner first 女:随便。Women: Whatever...
男:那吃啥? Men: Eat what? 女:都可以 Women: Anything
看看四下無人,殺了她......) (Look around... nobody one here, gonna kill her....)
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