男人最怕的三 答案 (Three answers most scared by men)

 便 (Whatever)
男:今天晚上吃什 Men: What to have for dinner?
女:隨便 Women: Whatever..


男:吃火鍋吧。Men: Why not we have steamboat?
女:不想吃那個,吃火鍋臉我臉上會長痘痘。Women: Don't want la, eat steamboat later got pimples in my face


男:要不然我們來去吃川菜。Men: Alright, why not we have Si Chuan cuisine
女:昨天才剛吃川菜,今天又要吃… Women: Yesterday ate Si Chuan, today eat again?

男:那我們去吃海鲜 Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood
女:海鲜不好,吃了拉肚子。Women: Seafood no good la, later I got diarrhea


男:那你想吃什麼 Men: Then what you suggest?
女:隨便Women : Whatever..

都可以 (Anything)
男:那我們現在去哪? Men: So what should we go now?
女:都可以Women: Anything


男:要不要去看電影?很久沒看電影了Men: How about watching movie? Long time we didn't watch movie
女:電影有啥好看的,浪費時間Women: Watching movie no good la, waste time only

男:那要不要去打保齡球運動一下 Men: How about we play bowling, do some exercises?
女:大天的動什麼動啊,不嫌累啊? Women: Exercise in such hot day? You not feel tire meh?

男:那找咖啡坐坐,隨便喝些什麼Men: Then find a café and have drink
女:喝咖啡我會睡不著Women: Drink coffee will affect my sleep


男:那你想去哪 Men: Then what you suggest?
女:都可以 Women: Anything

你決定就好 (You decide)
男:那乾脆回家去算了 Men: Then we just go home lo
女:你決定就好Women: You decide


男:坐公車吧,我送你。 Men: Let take bus, I will accompany you
女:公車又髒、又擠,我才不要。Women: Bus is dirty and crowded. Don't want la

男:那就坐計程車Men: Ok we will take Taxi
女:那麼近的路不划算。 Women: Not worth it la... for such a short distance

男:那走路好了,散散步? Men: Alright, then we walk lo. Take a slow walk
女:空着肚子散個屁阿 Women: What to walk with empty stomach woh?

 

男:那你想怎麼樣 Men: Then what you suggest?
女:你決定就好Women: You decide


男:那不然先去吃個飯 Men: Let's have dinner first
女:随便Women: Whatever...


男:那吃啥 Men: Eat what?
女:都可以 Women: Anything


看看四下人,了她...... (Look around... nobody one here, gonna kill her....)

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